After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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