I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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