im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You were trust falling into bushes
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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