Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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