Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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