i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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