He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Sorry about my life...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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