There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This show inspires me to have sex in space
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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