I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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