Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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