gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just threw up on my dentist
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I think people are normalizing furries
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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