when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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