we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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