Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
