I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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