Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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