I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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