Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
