Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
