People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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