Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Two words: blizzard sex
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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