found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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