try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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