kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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