i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
