I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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