Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
BRING THE BAGELS
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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