i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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