the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Why can't burritos get me drunk
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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