your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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