Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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