No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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