You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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