One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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