Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize
