Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Randomize
