they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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