I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
