I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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