Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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