For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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