She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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