The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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