nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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