Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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