Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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