your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
