I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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