We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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