try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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