My hand turned me down
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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