And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Randomize
