Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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